More or less, witless banter
Very glad to have some interlude full of mostly uninterrupted and mindless or witless banter:
Pedestrian - to a.i. car:
So, hi, I couldn't help but notice what an upscale , higher end, vehicle you do appear to be
a.i. to ped:
Well, thank you for noticing that, and although looks can be deceiving , you are definitely correct about that upper scale.
Ped to a.i.
Well, I do hate to get personal, but, are you a local or from out of town?
a.i. to ped:
I make no pretenses, my owner, who, by the way, I think the world of only drives a few miles a day, and generally not every day, so I am about as local as you can get. Say, you seem to have something on your mind?
Ped to a.i
Well, just look, maybe I am here and you are here and you might give me just a -- spin -- around the block or something? Just take a minute ...
Ai. to ped: ( loud laughing , honking noise )
okay jokester, that is a good one.
but number one, you is a ped, peds and owners not the same
number two: I might loose my parking spot which I can not do.
number three: This, of course, is the big one,
if you don't get your ass away from here, now, 25% of the available police force will be here
in minutes, So what's it going to be Mr.
Ped , to a.i.: You do not have to ask me twice.
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