More or less, witless banter

 Very glad to have some interlude full of mostly uninterrupted and mindless or witless banter:


Pedestrian - to a.i. car: 

So, hi, I couldn't help but notice what an upscale , higher end, vehicle you do appear to be 

a.i. to ped:

Well, thank you for noticing that, and although looks can be deceiving , you are definitely correct about that upper scale.

Ped to a.i. 

Well, I do hate to get personal, but, are you a local or from out of town?

a.i. to ped:

I make no pretenses, my owner, who, by the way, I think the world of only drives a few miles a day, and generally not every day, so I am about as local as you can get.  Say, you seem to have something on your mind?  

Ped to a.i

Well, just look, maybe I am here and you are here and you might give me just a -- spin -- around the block or something?  Just take a minute ...

Ai. to ped:  ( loud laughing , honking noise )

okay jokester, that is a good one.

but number one, you is a ped, peds and owners not the same

number two: I might loose my parking spot which I can not do.

number three: This, of course, is the big one,

if you don't get your ass away from here, now, 25% of the available police force will be here

in minutes,  So what's it going to be Mr.

Ped , to a.i.:  You do not have to ask me twice.





  



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