General Staff Meeting

So , if we imagine, throughout history - whatever that may mean, there must have been at least one General B.S., we should be able to imagine, so I am going to call B.S. ---> Bulldog Sherman, after Sherman from Rocky and Bullwinkle.  So at some point we might imagine a staff meeting as follows.

General B.S. : Now, men and ladies, it has become quite clear to me, that there has been a lessening of focus on, general b.s., and the troops generally have become significantly more focused on " specific " , b.s.  Now, of course, I do see this as somewhat of a problem, to the effectiveness of our being able to actually achieve our real mission and goals, so to speak.  Now, we need some ideas here so we can really make  " serious " progress, as they say, in a more ----> forwardly direction, because I, as your leader  really want us all to be going, more or less, in mostly, the same, general direction.

Staff ( something, somedofy ) :  K, we see your angle here.  We see that " thought " process, and I believe that in general we as your staff, do believe in such a thing as a " forwardly " direction.  And for our part, we have in fact attempted to instill this sense of a " forwardly " direction.  However, it is also clear to us that most of the men and the ladies, have become much more focused around specific b.s. as opposed to the general b.s., and frankly, none of us, so far have been able to alter these developments.  Our best approach , so far, has been to encourage , small groups, to focus more on general b.s., so that general b.s. does not entirely die out among the troops.

General B.S. : men and ladies, it is now clear to me that there is only one course of action left to me at this time >>>> politics.  I will resign my commission, and with my life savings, I will enter the public sphere so to try and encourage more general b.s. from the population at large.  And therefore, I now appoint General Something SomeDofy, right here and right now , to take over for me, and lead our troops as best as he may, even though >>> specifically >>>> I have no authority to do so.  How about an amen ??? 

 >>> probably not real ? <<<<  There was a Major Major Major, but that is entirely a different story.

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