Slurs galore !!!

 So, very quickly, if you are in New York, and you can tell time ( which, actually does not mean you know what time it is ... ), this quartet was seated, and the choice of beverages was the Oster-berry, and a good year, some vitamin D+, extra-juicy mango mist tonic, and some citrus without a fork.  So Dr. Z got two bottles of ? Oster-berry, ?  

Anyway, Lillian begins her act:

The folks around town do seem to be getting their ginger up these days, and ...

audience: You old hag, why don't you go fry fish in the back where you belong?

Lillian:  O, my god, we do have a live oyster in the audience this evening.  Sir, I have a great deal of experience with the slinging of slurs through a microphone, which you do not have, and have been doing this since before your mama patted you on the butt with mineral oil.  So, I might just suggest some breathing excercises , and preferably outside.

at which point, one member of the audience seemed to be making his way toward the door.

Lillian:  Of course I am a big suscribor to the idea that it is not unreasonable to consider there might be other places , like New York.  Easy place to find, ( if you hit the Atlantice, probably went too far ), hard , very hard to get around, and almost impossible to get through.  

and etc, a few heckles and then:

audience: you say one more disrepectful thing about David Letterman, and so help me M'am,,,

Lillian: Look sir, I am up here trying to help you as much as I am able, but fella' there is only so much I can do, and anyway, my set is up so good-night, stay safe, and I hope you all enjoyed yourselfs.

So, Lillian ducks down , off stage, and George waves her over to the tablet, 


That's all I got. Hopefully , they will not all just sit there and be overcome by the math and aftermath of those good 'ol Oster-berries. If you got the whole 30 mn. I am sure it was an amusing and sometimes funny  show.

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