So, a planet, you say ???

 Now, there may be some who might ask, if these guys/gals are so darn smart, why don't they just plot a course to some point they will be at in the future and then continue in that way, til they get to their final destination.  As appealing as that idea might seem, we will skip that unless it becomes truly and absolutely necessary.

And so, the next convient planet turns out to be the planet - X or Y - ., and it would not suprise you to learn that the planet X or Y , is somtimes called the planet Y or X, by some people.  For now, I believe we will stick with X or Y.

So, after a good deal of conversation they decide that they will just circle around above the atmosphere and gather some information or data from above, utilizing what is called, the top down method.  And so, they discover rather quickly that they have arrived on a planet , on which, the dominant species is in fact the beaver.  This particular beaver populated planet is populated by a very large number of  >>> eager <<< beavors.  And of course everyone, by that I mean, the dominant species are generally or mostly busy as beavers.  

And not suprising , you also find that the Galactice Encyclopedia has a pretty large installation there, as you might expect, since this particular planet has probably the largest number of dams in pretty much the whole, darn Galaxy.  It, of course, would surprise no one, that , all these dams are actually beaver dams. So, if you are in search of a beaver dam, well, this might be a good spot.  

Besides that, they also like to build towers.  These towers are mostly , or almost mostly, built out of wood , which kind of sounds like the Towering Inferno, but actually, all there towers have waterfalls at the top, which highly reduces the issues related to an accidental match.  

And of course, one of the more curious things to see, is a beaver air ship.  These guys use their tails for navigation, and so their airships always have like a hole at the back, where they can stick therir tails and in this way, they are able to >> steer << , their vessels.  They use this method also for aquatic vessels,  where sometimes they might have twenty or thirty beavers, all steering some large craft.

You might even think of this as a pretty intelligent planet, unless you happen to work for the Galactic Encyclopia, becuase, if you did, that would weaken the Encylopedia's lucrative relationship with the Feed The Fish, Or Free The Fish,  Foundation.

Actually, one of the more humorous things you might find is when two areounatical beaver craft collide in midair ; is to watch these guys parascute with their wooden parascutes.  The Encyclopedia has dozens of photos relating to these incidents. Also, once the crafts do fall to " the ground " , ( they really don't have " earth " , on X or Y, technically, it would be more like ,, x or y ? ). ;  anyway , be that as that may be, they usually put the vessels back together , parenthesis be damned.  So it's worth the trip, even if you have no interest in dams. Sadly, they don't collide very often, on account of, they are smarter than that, and they are beavers. 

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