You can not get aroused in space ??? Galactic Conflict ???

 You have to know that according to the Encyclopedia Galactica, there is now an increasing anti-Altarian movement in Alteria, or at least in parts of Alteria, that is inner-Alteria, in which there appears to be a growing anti-Altarian movement.  Now, although this does seem possible, since almost no Alterian will admit any affection for Altarians, and of course vice versa.  

Now, interestingly enough, the Galactic Encyclopedia does not mention this, mostly because, they have few sources in inner-Alteria.   As a result the Galactic Encylopedia is a little less expensive, but you rarely find them in Dental Offices.

So what ? Well,,,

Back in the afore mentioned area of " space ", Ralphie , will " hologram " himself over to Captain Majors vessel, ( that is actually called the Oblique ) , as ,, of course Major Minor.  It is important to know that Major Minor, does in fact look a lot like Paul Newman, if he was, Altarian.  And so, what we get:

Ralphie/Major Minor lands on top of Captain Majors cubby , where he keeps his crackers and beverage.

Capt:  Major, oh my, what are you doing here, Sir.  

Major:  Well , Sir, just dropped , plopped in and have the paper work on that ship, and by the way, you do not want to mess with that vessel at all.  That < --- whole 9 yards > is a really character, and we would like to avoid getting her or her ship anywhere near Altarian c-Alliance space.  But , really quick now, can you give me some bearing in relation to Galactic center and oh, says Inner-outer Altaria, say ??

Capt:  Well, I'd go with 80 p down, 7 p in, and  putting Inner-outer, like maybe 12 p down & maybe 12 p out .. so , approx.

Major:  Thank you, Captain, outstanding, as always, and just so you know, I did put you in for that promotion to Major, that almost everyone has talked about.

Captain:  Thank you, sir, don't worry about those papers, after all, if I can't trust you, then who can I trust. Sir ?

Major:  Right, right you are then, well carry on, wonderful work ...

And he de-holographs, or anyways exits by no longer being there, and of course Captain Majors crackers are just fine...



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